REMEMBER
THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According
to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female
reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their
antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in
the spring.
Therefore , according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to
be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not
get
lost.
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